I have a dilemma...well, it isn't actually a dilemma, it's more like a "how do I not be a complete bitch about this" without lying? I clearly favor mr. redbull over NYB. In fact, I haven't even been out with NYB since I met mr. redbull. I've txt'd NYB, and talked to him on the phone but all my nights going out have been with mr. redbull. My issue with all of this is NYB hasn't done anything wrong and if I hadn't met mr. redbull I would probably be hanging out with NYB still,. Do I just say "sorry, met someone else. it's not you, it's me". Do I just quit calling? That seems like the chicken shit way out, but then again, do I even owe him an explanation since we never talked about or agreed to date exclusively? Hmmm, something to ponder tonight.
Now, what have I been doing when going out with mr. redbull? Friday night we went to the Rascal Flatts concert. (I am convinced they are gay and the fact two of them are married to playmates is a front but that's another blog/conspiracy theory altogether which will not be addressed here). After the concert, we went for drinks at a certain Chinese restaurant that shall remain nameless. OMG, the things I saw! I have never needed a camera phone that badly ever. I made a comment to that effect, and was promptly told no I didn't need one because I'd probably end up in a fight but oh, to prove the existence of these outfits would be worth it (OK, not really but the following descriptions just don't do justice to the fashion atrocities of the night).
FASHION COMMENTARY:
First and foremost, if you have a gut it is not socially acceptable to wear a cropped tank top. It is doubly unacceptable to wear skin tight jeans and allow aforementioned gut to hang over the top of your jeans while wearing the cropped top. Shoes from SAS or the Shoe Mill do not belong on the dance floor, nor do they belong combined with the crop top, skin tight jeans, and muffin-top look witnessed on this particular Friday night. (I shit you not, all of the above was seen on one person.)
Leggings - skinny girls under 13 can get away with the leggings under a mini-skirt look. If you're old enough to get into a bar, leggings have no place on your legs. And if your fat, the black leggings against the denim miniskirt make your ass look even bigger than it already is.
And my last little fashion tidbit for the night - more makeup does not equal better. Caking on face spackle in the bathroom at the bar is not a pretty sight either during or after.
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