Sunday, February 11, 2007

You Need a Massage

"You're under so much stress. Your shoulders feel really tense. You need to schedule a massage." Well no shit! Yes, I do need a massage and thank you Mom & R. for suggesting it. Now will you be paying for it too? Last time I checked I just paid a car repair bill, an attorney retainer, and I'm the only one contributing to improvements on the house to sell it. Exactly where am I supposed to find the money for a massage? My lousy tax refund might make a dent in the credit card.
If anyone needs me, I'll be collecting the change from the car ashtray.

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