How Many Naked Men Can I See Yet Still Not Get Any?

We found a Darcelle's virgin. Never seen a drag queen show, and never seen a male revue either. This was actually mid October - I am just super behind in updating everybody.
We saw the classic 'Rhinestone Cowboy' performance and a few new numbers like Katy Perry's 'I Kissed A Girl". And then at midnight it was time for the Men of Paradise show. At Darcelle's and other 'male revue' performances the male strippers can only go down to there g-strings and they are not supposed to perform, um, 'at attention' but it is OK to take a camera in. One of the stippers borrowed my camera, took it up on stage, and provided a digital memento of that which isn't supposed to be shown during the show. There's other pictures too but none will be posted here...
A few weeks later, out with some other friends, one of them mentioned going to Darcelle's. Just then my BGF (that is best gay guy friend) texted me that they were going to Silverado, which happens to be a gay strip club. You are not allowed to take a camera inside there because they do take it all off - and ALL OF IT COMES OFF! Turns out, most of the strippers are 'gay for pay' where they are actually straight in real life. And some of them are really really really HOT.
No, I have not started dating a stripper. I did go back again... just once though.